Zoom!
So I used a Walmart giftcard (courtsey of the team at my last temp job when I left!) to buy myself this. Now I’m about to zoom off to the bank on it!
Pay no attention to the Xtreme Danger depicted on the Webpage for the item. These are also used as non-fatal modes of urban transportation.
Now I just need to find a gate that isn’t locked so I can get out of here and back. lulz no gate key.
Tags: consumerism, transportation